“Hello, Hello in there?
My friend Eddie said he got a new head of hair here.
I can live without hair, I have a hat. The thing is well things haven’t been working that well since Maude died.
Sure they have implants and pills, but what you offer is kinda like a second-hand version of the fountain of youth.
I can pay the price.
I know the drill: Dance with the pretty girl, light the candles, ring the bell, take a swig of this 100 year old stuff… Uggh
Just so you know I checked the calendar – it’s not April 1st!”
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Today the Fictioneers are going on a romp to a thrift store led by Rochelle. I’m sure we will find all sorts of goodies.
penned in moon dust 
Hmm…the things one can find if they do clever shopping….enjoyed the post.
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that’s what it is clever shopping…
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Stay inremfativo, San Diego, yeah boy!
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“How much for the doll, doll.” Excellent romp!
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thanks Honie it was fun to do a little dance around the Thrift Store
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Whoa, things just got a whole lot eaesri.
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A man will do anything for a little action.
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man’s gotta do what he’s gotta do…
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I love the line “I can live without hair, I have a hat”! Inspired.
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Ha – I think this man is my grandfather (well at least regarding the hat)
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Haha I love that. “I have a hat” 😀
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Ha ha, great piece 🙂
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Whether our hero gets a bargain-basement makeover or a used rug, I suspect he may be disappointed if he’s looking to become a babe magnet.
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I can live without hair, I have a hat. Great line.
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nice one:)
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it was inspired by several men that age who were patients
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sounds like an interesting store! 🙂 i have plenty of hats but i swear i’ll die if i lose my hair. lol great story 🙂
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ha
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Dear Leslie,
I love a good romp through a thrift store. You never know what treasures you might find. Nice one.
shalom,
Rochelle
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Dear Leslie,
I loved your list of things to do to conjure up the lost. Great story. I’ll be working on that tonight. Great story.
Aloha,
Doug
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As we get older, some things change, some don’t. It’s all about adjustment, right? (I always wear a hat, for similar reasons. 🙂 )
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Where is this place?????
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Thanks for your visit. Ooh…I like this a curio cure all shop!
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Sounds like a great store 🙂
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No good for use old dames, then. Male dummies are always manufactured … sans. Still, if the 100 year old were also 100 per cent …
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Sorry, ‘us’ not ‘use’ old dames. Though ‘used’ would also apply.
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I liked “second-hand version of the fountain of youth.”
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